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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --

CG: KANAYA, I AM SO TORN. I AM GLAD YOU AREN'T LAZING AROUND BEING DEAD ON THE FLOOR ANYMORE WHEN WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO, BUT I CAN'T SAY I APPROVE OF HOW YOU ARE DOING IT.
CG: THERE IS A STRICY POLICY AGAINST BECOMING A FICTIONAL CREATURE ON THIS TEAM. AND I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU PEOPLE FLAUNTING IT. FAIRIES, WIZARDS, DRAGONS, RAINBOW DRINKERS.
CG: WHAT ABOUT ME. DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD LOVE TO RUN AWAY FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND BECOME THE HUSK FAIRY, BRINGING CHILDREN SHINING CEAGARS IN EXCHANGE FOR THEIR SLOUGHED OFF SKINS? WOULDN'T THAT BE A NICE CHANGE FROM COWERING IN THE DARK?
CG: IT IS SELFISH. IT IS SELFISH AND TERRIBLE. AND I THINK YOU NEED TO GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN REPRIMAND YOU IN PERSON.

GA: Are You Quite Finished
GA: ?
CG: YEAH I GUESS.
GA: Because I Know The You Realize That As Much As I Idolize The Rainbow Drinker Mythology It Was Never My Intent To Become One
GA: And You Of Course Know By Now That I Would Not Just Abscond And Leave You To Deal With Things On Your Own

CG: EVERYTHING WAS FINE. I HAD IT FIRMLY UNDER CONTROL. QUIVERING IN A PIT AND BLUBBERING WAS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN.
CG: YOU ARE MESSING THINGS UP HERE.
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TYPING THESE STUPID THINGS.
CG: I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS.

GA: What Would You Have Me Do Then
CG: WELL LET'S START BY GETTING ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOLE. AND THEN... HOLD ON I AM USING MY SPONGE.
CG: IT IS AN UNFAMILIAR SENSATION AND I MIGHT THROW UP.
CG: WE NEED TO ALL GET TOGETHER AND DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE THINGS GET ANY WORSE. GAMZEE IS LEAVING ME THESE HORRIBLE TAUNTING NOTES ABOUT TEREZI. HE WANTS ME ON THE ROOF. AND IF TEREZI IS THERE SO IS VRISKA. YOU HAVE SOLLUX, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE OTHERS, SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMPERING AROUND UP THERE LETTING PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DEAD AND TEARING UP A LITTLE IN A VERY MASCULINE AND DISCREET WAY?
CG: WHOOPS THE IDIOT STARTED TYPING AGAIN.

GA: I Have Not Seen Any Others In My Wanderings
GA: I Dealt With Gamzee and Eridan On The Roof Before I Met Up With
Sollux And Saw Vriska There As Well

CG: ...DEFINE DEALT WITH.
GA: Myself c3< Eridan's Torso c3< Eridan's Legs
GA: I May Have Also Punted Gamzee Off The Roof
GA: Though If He Is Talking To You Currently
GA: Then I Did Not Do An Adequate Job

CG: HE IS LEAVING ME SHITTY NOTES CURRENTLY AND ALSO TALKING TO ME IN
THE PAST
CG: I MEAN PAST ME FROM PRESENT NOW
CG: CURRENTLY
CG: FUCK
CG: HOLY SHIT KANAYA
CG: MAYBE THIS IS A DUMB QUESTION BUT DO YOU THINK MAYBE BEING A VAMPIRE HAS MADE YOU MORE BLOODTHIRSTY?
CG: WOW THAT WAS DEFINITELY A DUMB QUESTION

GA: ...
GA: I Do Not Feel Any More Violent Than Normal
GA: But Eridan
GA: He

CG: YEAH
CG: IT'S OKAY
CG: I DON'T BLAME YOU

GA: I Could No Stop Him When He Killed Feferi
GA: And It Was My Job To Protect The Matriorb

CG: I WOULD HAVE TO BE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MOBILE LUMP OF SHIT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, KANAYA, JUST STOP
CG: I UNDERSTAND
CG: I WAS THERE TOO AND I WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS
CG: I HAVE BEEN A USELESS PANICKY MORON FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW
CG: BUT IT HAS TO STOP. USELESS STUPID PANICKING HAS TO STOP, THE KILLING HAS TO STOP.
CG: HOPEFULLY WE CAN CATCH TEREZI BEFORE SHE GETS VRISKA.
CG: AND GAMZEE.... I DON'T KNOW

GA: Head For The Roof Then
CG: I WILL THINK OF SOMETHING
GA: I Will Be There As Quickly As I Can With Sollux
CG: HAVE YOU
GA: And Aid You As I Can
CG: I CAN'T GET AHOLD OF EQUIUS OR NEPETA
CG: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM?

GA: ...
GA: Karkat

CG: FUCK
GA: I Am Sorry.
CG: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT
CG: BUT I AM GOING TO FIX IT
GA: It Is Not Your Fault
CG: I WILL SEE YOU ON THE ROOF
GA: But Yes
GA: I Will See You There


-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --
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